Joke of the Day...

Hi Everybody... Are you stress, while doing your work... :-)? Don't stress, read this joke, sure you will laugh..

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find  North  America.
MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America?
CLASS:          Maria.



TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables. 

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile??’
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking  about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.   

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me! 

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'
MILLIE:         I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, ‘I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      

TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
 
TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher 
 Joke

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!