Funny SMS

Hello Buddies...

It's Monday..Are u bored, tension, or stressful.. Don't be bored, tension or stressful ok.. Let's we kill the feeling with this funny sms... 

Enjoy ur reading...

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..

If u cry, u'll get wrinkles..So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

God made us body parts for a reason..

Eyes: to look at you

Hands: to pray for you

Mind: to remember you

Heart: to miss you

and..

Legs: to kick you if you ever forget me!!

A baby monkeys asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?

The father says to him, don't stress my son

u should see the one who is reading this!!

><(((:> I send dis fish as a sign of friendship, Plz take care of it & 

keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

I have a confession to make

ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u

every night i see u in my dreams

and find myself shouting

GHOST GHOST

Sweet candies are nice to eat..

Sweet word are easy to say..

but, sweet ppl are hard to find..

OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...without information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says No, it means-

With Idiot for Ever..